I am a Seagull

I am a Seagull!
Give me your fish and chips,
feed, feed me, feed.
‘cause if you don’t
I’ll make your forehead bleed.

I am a Seagull!
Feed, feed me, feed.
I …. am …. a ….. Seagull.

Don’t give me
that Byron and Shelley crap
about me being Celestial.
And don’t put salt on the chips,
I’m trying to cut down on my Cholesterol.

I am a Seagull!
Feed, feed me, feed.
I …. am …. a ….. Seagull.

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